
Seeing how I am taking this bookworks class, it should be no surprise that my doodles are being presented in book form.




As part of my calendar shots for 2009, I headed down with my friend, Mary, to Resurrection Cemetery on S. Archer Ave, a stretch of road that hosts Chicago's most famous ghost: Resurrection Mary. This is the one shot that does not feature an exclusive grave as there is controversy over which grave claims the true Mary. Instead, we have featured this wandering spirit along the road where many a hitchhiker has spotted her. Here's some hollywood-ized folklore about this ghost:NOTE: this is a new youtube link...you can spend endless time on youtube watching this stuff. This is a trailer clip from the movie Ray told us about.
According to legend, Resurrection Mary has been sighted at Chet's Melody Lounge, an old bar that boldly faces the cemetery from across the street. We went into the bar to freshen up from our drive down I-55. Mary walked in wearing her work clothes from the day, after a few minutes and a few sips of our drinks, Mary went to the restroom to get into costume. She returned to her bar stool wearing a long white wedding dress. Mike, (check out his myspace) he's pictured here in his Ozzie sunglasses with Mary: was jamming it out on the keyboard in the back corner of the bar. He commented on her "nice dress" in mid-song. We looked for the Bloody Mary that is supposed to sit at the end of the bar for the famous ghost and we also looked for "The Ballad of Resurrection Mary" on the jukebox. (My Chicago Haunts book by Ursela Bielski promised these details.) Apparently only the bartender on Sunday has a Bloody Mary out for the ghost and the jukebox went digital and doesn't have the song anymore. We got our fill of stories of ghost encounters from the locals in the bar. Gil, who bought two beers for us "two hippie chicks at the end of the bar," told us of how he passed out outside the bar after claiming there was no such thing as ghosts. His cigarette went flying out of his hand. Rez Mary was not happy! Ray, Chet's Melody Lounge webmaster, and an extra in the Resurrection Mary Movie made in 2004, recounted the time a beer "just flew off the bar-- I swear, ask the bartender." Ray says the movie's horrible but he's in the scene that they shoot at Chet's Melody Lounge. Here is our rendition of Resurrection Mary at Chet's with Ray seated in the background:
The real shots at the Cemetery gates will be fully revealed in the calendar but here's a sneak preview:
The legendary steel bars where Mary is believed to have pulled the bars apart and imprinted her tiny lady-ghost hands have long since been replaced. (The cemetery claims that a truck backed into the gate. But believers insist that it mysteriously wouldn't "take" to new coats of paint in that same spot.)
"This might be old news to Chicago folks but...the Virgin Mary has been sighted at the Kennedy expressway underpass at Fullerton Ave. An altar of candles and flowers surrounds this holy image made up of salt and oil on concrete. Last week, I finally pulled my car over to visit this Mary Apparition. It has gotten a fair amount of local publicity and has been on my commute for months. For a long while I thought it was just a memorial to a fatal accident, but it has been a Marian apparition all along! I parked my car and went in for a nice close-up of Big M. With all respect, I suspect a little magic marker touch-up was done to bring out her features...we all need a little touch-up with age I suppose...
So it was interesting that another Mary manifestation entered my life a week later... I encounter lots of unexpected events, requests, projects every time I go to work (where my title is the Craft Cottage coordinator) but today was extra special.
While walking out to the parking lot today, I saw the facilities manager and maintenance worker extracting something heavy and large from the back of a truck. Behold! The Virgin Mary was being dropped at my doorstep. I suddenly recalled an email from the day before asking if I wanted to restore a statue. Whether I liked it or not, there she was. I may not be the best Catholic on earth to be called on for Mary renovations, but the responsibility now rests with Jean, Craft Cottage Coordinator.
Before leaving, the maintenance worker rummaged around in the truck and procured the Virgin Mary's detached thumb...surely broken in transit.
I giggled in awe at the heavy stone/concrete thumb rolling around in my palm. After negotiating the proper location for Mary with the workers, I quickly ran into the main building to proclaim the arrival of Mary... with her thumb, of course, proudly raised in the air! To prove that the art lady was not a crazy prophet, I took a group out to visit her and prove her existence. All afternoon, the thumb safely stayed in the pocket of my apron like a little rabbit's foot.
My task now is to return Mary to her proper state. She has obviously had a botched nose job.
Her missing index finger also indicates her current disqualification for the military.
I'd like to think Mary is in no hurry to acquire a prosthetic trigger finger. One fellow employee has advised me to get some epoxy for her thumb and that I can build a new finger for her. I'm also currently investigating ways to strip it of its chipping coat of paint. Are there any stone sculpture renovators out there? I've already been told it is NOT okay to paint her in polka dots. I would never do something so tacky-ahem- but I'm open to hearing other ideas. How can I best restore Our Lady of Crafts???
Since Mary has arrived the last day of work at the Craft Cottage before I depart on my little road trip, I think it's only fair that Mary's thumb sits shotgun on my trip to Virginia next week. With Mary's thumb's blessings, the polka-dot car will surely hold up well enough in Appalachia and we won't need to "thumb" any rides."